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Joke of the Day

"Victoria Beckham got her twat shaved. He still looks ridiculous."

"*travels back in time to kill Hitler as a baby* *becomes known as time-traveling baby murderer & history's greatest monster*"

"If a cop tazed me and then yelled ""Raiden Wins!""... I would instantly lose all animosity towards him."

"Fat jokes aside, let's not forget fat people have feelings too Hunger"

"Guy across the road can't get his truck started. Now he's rolled up his sleeves. That's how you start trucks. By rolling up your sleeves."

"Where will a springer spaniel never shop? At a flea market!"

"I always feel a little kinky whenever the lady at Starbucks asks me if I'd like whipped cream on it."

"A Sigmund Freud light bulb joke. Q: How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb? A: Cocaine."

"How do you call a sex doll when you can see the whites of its eyes? Full"

"What did the Hammerhead say to the Great White as they parted ways? I guess I'll see you around chum."