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"How to capitalize on a bad situation. ON A BAD SITUATION"
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"What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant? Abort - Bort - Bort!"
"There were ten zebras in the zoo. All but nine escaped. How many were left? Nine!"
"What does ISIS and a great joke have in common? A great execution."
"Difference between inlaw and vultures What is the difference between in-law and vultures? - Vultures attack first, when you are dead. edit: In-law mean's ''Girlfriend/boyfriend's mother''"
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints"
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"What do you call a recently created sub-atomic particle? New-tron."
"What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch? Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals."
"""I shit you not"" - Yoda claiming dibs on the bathroom"