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Joke of the Day
"How to capitalize on a bad situation. ON A BAD SITUATION"
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"What is the national front's favorite curry?"
"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea told it not to."
"Got a long rambling phone call in spanish.. I don't know who they were, or what they were saying, but im pretty sure they're bringing me tostadas in one hour."
"A good way to know if your girlfriend is a lizard is if she eats a bunch of crickets or small birds"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bibi ! Bibi who ? Bibi Bibi Bunting ... !"
"Construction sites are dangerous places. I nearly blacked out holding in my stomach as I walked past one."
"I love using those really powerful bathroom hand dryers, because I get to see what it would look like if my hands went skydiving."
"I secretly love men from Scotland... It's my kilty pleasure."
"People keep telling me to start thinking for myself... I'm not sure what they want me to think about."