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Joke of the Day

"Never hit a man while he's down... Kick him, it's easier."

"What do you call a feminist from LA? A SoCal Justice Warrior."

"Did you know light travels faster than sound? That's why some people appear bright (until you hear them talk)."

"""Cool calculator watch dude."" ~nobody since 1987."

"What is the only type of folder that can make you sick? Salmon Manilla"

"You know you're getting old when A fart throws out your back"

"How do we know Andy Taylor never had grandchildren? Because Opie is faggot"

"Dominos just called to let me know my pizza's on the way. They correctly assumed I'd need time to find my pants."

"My Life get it, cause my life is a joke! *badum tisss*"

"I hate these supposedly ""funny t-shirts"". Just the other day I saw one which on the front said ""I'm not gay..."" and on the back said ""but my boyfriend is"". So I asked my girlfriend to take it off."