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Joke of the Day

"Is Google a Boy or a Girl? A girl, because it tries to complete your sentences for you, and it *never ever* forgets what you said."

"Coordinate geometry is terrible. I failed the last test, but it turns out that the next unit continues it. Will I ever get distance from it?"

"Why are colds such bad robbers? Because they're so easy to catch!"

"Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore? Because their eggs stinked!"

"What do a democratic Asian and a gay guy have in common? They both love an erection"

"How can you tell if a Newfoundlander is gay? He eyes the b'ys."

"Thank you, iPhone predictive text, for sending my mother a message that said ""WOOOOFUCKYEAH!"" There's no joke here except I'm 30 & grounded."

"How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg? Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor."

"A battery is like a loner They're both not included in anything"

"What do you call a computer with an amazing singing voice? A Dell."