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Joke of the Day

"Dancing at the Party by Hans Neesanboompsadaisy"

"The washing machine broke so I had to wash my undies in the river. As a bonus, 3 catfish floated to the top afterwards, so dinner is served!"

"What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum? I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy"

"Its thanksgiving, and I am thankful for my dog, my boobies, and my life. Happy thanksgiving to you and your boobies."

"Calm down shouty museum man. I think it's pretty obvious that I know how to ride a dinosaur skeleton."

"You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead."

"The other day i tried to grab the fog... I mist"

"From my 9yr old You must be from the south...cause your the only Ten-I-See. kids got game."

"An original as far as I know If a pepper could orgasm, where would it ejaculate? Jalapeno mouth."

"What's an epileptic's least favorite pizza place? Little Seizures."