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Joke of the Day
"What's a drug lord woman called? A drug lady? A heroin heroine?!"
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"Maybe if you knew Garfield's parents were murdered on a monday by anti lasagna activists you wouldn't be so judgmental."
"If you skip church on Sundays.. You're pulling a Christian Bale."
"A homeless guy asked me ""would you give me $5 for a sandwich?"" I said ""I don't know man, show me the sandwich first."""
"My boss just told me that I'm doing the work of three men... Moe, Larry and Curly"
"Went to kill a spider with a rolled up newspaper and all it did was sit there and laugh at me for still reading a newspaper."
"How do you make a handkerchief dance? ....put a little boogie in it. :| I'm sorry."
"A guy goes to the Olympics and sees a man carrying a long pole. The guy asks - Are you a pole vaulter? The man replies - No I'm German - how did you know my name is Walter?"
"Kate Keller is not a good mother. After learning that her daughter, Helen Keller, got turned down by a boy, she asks: ""Are you seeing someone?"""
"hunting for meat is a fun, important life skill. all you have to do is find a smaller animal and bite it until it is dead"