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Joke of the Day
"I need to buy a new alarm clock. The one I have keeps going off while I'm asleep."
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"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Frozen Barbie on a Stick ...in your grocer's frozen food section"
"Ichabod Crane in the streets the headless horseman in the sheets"
"I want to die in my sleep, like my grandpa did. and not screaming like the passengers in the backseat."
"Why was the menopausal hooker so noisy in the sack? Whore moans"
"The first messenger to say ""Don't kill the messenger"" definitely got killed in the face."
"About what time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? Tennish"
"I'll bet Petr Pan lives in Nether Netherland."
"Q: What's brown, red, black and blue? A: A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes."
"I just bought a pair of Nike's from a drug dealer. (other brands are available) I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all night."