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Joke of the Day

"Instead of ""the John"" I decided to start calling my bathroom ""the Jim"" I needed to workout more. Now first thing in the morning I always go to the Jim!"

"How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb? Hella. How long does it take them? Days."

"Dear people filming disasters : You need to zoom out before running for your lives. Nobody likes blurry footage, you selfish animals."

"Is molestation rape foreplay? Is it rude to molest someone and then not rape them? Woman: I didn't let him rape me because he did not molest me first. I'm not that type of girl."

"Jenny McCarthy was wearing a jacket and gloves in Time Square on New Years Eve. I didn't know she believes in the theory of weather."

"R Kelly taking the art out of rap artist."

"what do they call a hot looking girl who will love you and stay devoted to you forever? let me know once you find one"

"What is brown and sticky? a stick"

"Husband Call to her Wife from Hell.... A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked How much pay... Devil: Nothing, hell to hell is free... :-)"

"What do making love in a canoe and Budweiser have in common? Both are fucking close to water."