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Joke of the Day
"Do you enjoy interacting with people?"" ""Nope"" ""Great, you're hired!"" DMV interview process"
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"Why do they call me an oven? Because when I get turned on things get really hot"
"The doctor thinks I need a penis reduction I asked him if it could wait until after my golf tournament."
"""What did you like best about your last job?"" ""Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."""
"WebMD auto dialed an ambulance when I entered my chicken nugget intake."
"Unlike the British or Australian spelling for colour/favour/neighbour, the Americans don't include u because it's all about them."
"A fairy tale for men One day a handsome young man proposes to his girlfriend, but she says no. And the man lives happily ever after!"
"I'll never understand why anyone would want to kidnap a child, kids suck."
"I'm starting a new diet. It's called 2 Dollars a day until the end of the month."
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off. Well, you can't blame them. They don't make much money, they just keep the tips."