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Joke of the Day
"Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? 'cause she's a woman!"
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"I just saw the Assassins Creed Movie Trailer... I did not expect The Spanish Inquisition."
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"How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy? None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)"
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"There's a chef that doesn't bother putting gloves on before prepping his food Now he's got a lot more thyme on his hands."
"The thing I love most about dad jokes... ...is how they keep pushing the boundaries of humour father and father."