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Joke of the Day
"I'm a paranoid narcissist... I'm afraid no one's out to get me!"
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"Why did god give women two sets of lips? So they can piss and moan at the same time."
"What is the Free Syrian Army's favourite Western Song I DON'T CARE...ALAWITE I DON'T CARE.."
"What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger."
"Why don't Photons go to church on Sunday? Photons never have mass when at rest!"
"Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory? He threw out all the computers with ""dy"" on them."
"Being left-handed is unacceptable. It's just not right...."
"Someone called me racist for saying ""black paint"" I disagreed with him, since pointing out the color of paint does not infer anything about my opinions of different ethnicities"
"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? A cease and desist."
"Who could it be? there's a big idiot between the ""I"" and the ""Y"" on the keyboard. Why don't you go and see who it is?"