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Joke of the Day
"I'm a paranoid narcissist... I'm afraid no one's out to get me!"
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"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Unless he's a vegan then I'm pretty sure you can just get there through his p*ssy."
"So I farted in an apple store Everyone got mad so I said too bad you don't have windows"
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