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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos."
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"Pop's Chicken Q: What did popeye do after he turned black? A: He made his own restoraunt."
"An idea for a board game... BONOPOLY - Similar to Monopoly, but where the streets have no name."
"What did one gay horse say to the other? Haaaaayyyyy"
"What do you call an evil wizard who gives good hickeys? A neck romancer."
"Two trucks carrying thesauruses got in a wreck... Onlookers were aghast, amazed, appalled, astonished, astounded, dismayed, offended, shocked, stunned, upset..."
"Excuse me, but do you need the Jaws of Life? Because damn girl, you're crushin' it"
"What's the difference between men and women when watching video? The phrase ""I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film."" usually has a completely different meaning."
"what do people call bob the builder when he's not building anything? bob"
"What did the toaster say to the bread? I want you inside me."