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Joke of the Day

"Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends? Because Saturday nights alright for freighting."

"Every women should have four animals. A mink in the closet, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed, and a jackass to pay for everything!"

"BREAKING NEWS! Lorena Bobbitt involved in a road rage incident. She cut off some dick in traffic."

"Judge: You shot him. How do you plead? Me: Bleed? NO. He was the one bleeding Judge: HAHA Me: HAHA *High five? Judge: Ten years with no bail"

"I just saw a tiny UFO putting crop circles in a black dude's cornrows."

"Honey, I let myself go and gained all this weight to prevent other men from hitting on me. You think I want to look like this? I do this for you."

"I do my best proofreading right after I hit send."

"What did the plate say to the other plate? ""dinner's on me"""

"How do you stop the protests in Charlotte? Sing the nation anthem they will sit down"

"Three guys walk into a bar... ...the bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?"""