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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage? It was a murder most foul."
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"How Pokemon go came to be Customers: ""Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?"" Niantic: ""147 Pokemon? You want to have 145 Pokemon?! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon?!"""
"A guy walks into a bar ""Ow,"" he says."
"Why be part of the problem when you can be all of it?"
"News is reporting a nun just had a baby. It's official, a nun is getting more action than me."
"bet i can make you wipe your screen"
"Why would I buy a pumpkin at the store for $5 when I can drive 30 miles & pay to make my kids walk through a field to pick our own for $27."
"What do you call an Asian flying a plane? A pirate."
"What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges? A Jiraffa."
"What's the one advantage if Hillary Clinton is elected President? We'll only have to pay her 77 on the dollar"