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Joke of the Day
"What is green and smells like pork? Kermit The Frog's finger."
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"The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus."
"I thought about opening up a cemetery... but it seems like it would be a large undertaking."
"What's harder the softer it gets? Typing withw my peniuasd 9damnit!)"
"No one told him Syria borders Iraq Why did Obama provide weapons to Al-Qaeda in Syria"
"Vegans with children named 'Hunter' are why I lie awake at night."
"Sometimes ""I'm single"" means ""I'm drama free"", ""less stressed"" and ""I refuse to settle for less."""
"How did Ellen Pao get her job as CEO or Reddit? [Deleted]"
"If kittens tasted like pizza I would totally be a cat person."
"Me: *Wrong Turn Siri: Recalculating Route Me: *Wrong Turn Siri: Recalculating Route Me: *Wrong Turn Siri: You're on your own, Idiot."