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Joke of the Day

"What is green and smells like pork? Kermit The Frog's finger."

"My most forced joke. How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out? By moving faux wood. Rimshot?"

"What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need."

"Joakim noah injury It is a shame what happened to him, the amount of injuries this NBA season is to damn high! Edit: was informed his face was always like that."

"When I see a ""How am I driving?"" sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence"

"Got my grades today... ... and I got an A+ in on my Hepatitis test!"

"I bought some shoes from my pill dealer on Friday. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all weekend."

"""I was born in California............ ""I was born in California."" ""Which part?"" ""All of me."""

"I need to get one of those gadgets for my camera so I can take pictures of myself. I think it's called a narciss-stick."

"What killed the Wicked Witch of The West? Splash damage"