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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo? Because it wasn't their Destiny."

"10:00 am: sitting alone at work 10:05 am: my pudding cup is my new best friend 10:06 am: ate my best friend 10:07 am: sitting at work alone"

"Fisherman got jokes... A little fish humor for everyone. ""Did you do that on Porpoise? Or just for the Halibut?"" ""Oh my Cod, save my Sole!"" ""You sucker, that smelt, so get your bass out of here!"""

"What do you call a pile of kittens? A Meow-tain"

"Where do you take a sick wasp? To waspital."

"I'm so proud of myself. I went to Costco hungry and only spent $17,000."

"Me: When I have a rough day, you're there. When I need to cry, you're there. Nobody helps me gain 10 pounds the way you do. Cheesecake:"

"What did the DNA say to the mRNA? ""I'm better without U."""

"Bush did NOT do 9/11 EDIT: Last edited by President George Bush, 2002"

"The owner of hostess just brought the playboy mansion Guess he really liked ho-hos and ding dongs"