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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a dick pic... Sometimes you get things you don't ask for."
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"[Snail Court] Snail Lawyer: Permission to approach the bench, Your Honor? Snail Judge: I'm sorry; we don't have that kind of time."
"Why did the feminist cross the road? How dare you question the decisions of someone just because she's a woman!"
"INSTAGRAM IS DOWN. I REPEAT. INSTAGRAM IS DOWN. HOLD THE DUCKFACES. HOLD THE MEALS. HOLD EVERYTHING."
"It's always a special moment when you finally get to hear those three words you've been waiting for....... ""Your order's ready."""
"What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work? I missed you"
"[interrogation] ""What do you do for a living?"" ""Kidnapper."" ""Louder for the tape?"" [leans in] ""I'm a pig rapper. I make farmyard hiphop."""
"Trivia Crack is much safer than regular crack, but it will still tear your family apart."
"How do they make bras for octopi? With suction cups."
"Do you know how to avoid click bait? Obviously not..."