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Joke of the Day
"I forgive and forget, because I have a good heart, and a terrible memory."
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"It's hard to do stuff because, you know, internet."
"My wife cooked ribs last night. I accidentally dropped one on the floor, but still picked it up and took a bite. She yelled, ""that's disgusting!"" I replied, ""well, you're the one that cooked it!"""
"How do you crack a joke on r/Jokes? ctrl+v."
"""I'M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN!"" Brain: LOL Empty bottles: LOL Wine shop owner: LOL New bottle: LOL Bottle opener: LOL Liver: LOL Me: LOL"
"Here's a joke ... College fees."
"What's the difference between a burger and a burglar? Cooking times."
"What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale? A top-of-the-lime model."
"How does Chris Martin play monopoly? With a paira, paira, pairadice"
"What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have? -A very dry sense of humor"