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Joke of the Day

"I can't believe how popular these gluten-free items are getting!!! They're selling like hot cakes!"

"Did you hear about that synthetic type of weed they made using dog hair? Instead of k2, they call it k9."

"Get your shit together,... or you will die, Aria."

"I assume people who don't hate people also don't drive."

"I'm beginning to question your proclamation of your ""spiritual gifts"". You are about as intuitive as my autocorrect."

"If the universe was a person, s/ he would have a pretty flashy personality. Because s/ he starts everything with a big bang"

"Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall into the cup of hot chocolate."

"Q: What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets? A: An onion."

"Despite the cost of living... It still remains so popular."

"I lost 20 pounds in England last summer. How much is that in American dollars?"