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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together? A: Dino-mite."
Next Joke
"ME: I made you some coffee! It's even double filtered... fancy right? WIFE: ME: WIFE: couldn't separate the coffee filters could you? ME: no"
"What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend? Im Stoned :p"
"If Hugh Jackman turns out to be a con-artist... Then his whole life will have been a huge act......man."
"How do you know the blind exist... if they've never been sighted?"
"Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can't keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them."
"Sorry I broke up with you via interpretive dance."
"An Oedipus slip is where you say one thing... ...and fuck your mother."
"Wisdom There comes a time in a man's life where he stops and askes himself ""Should I stick my penis in there?"""
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A ripoff."