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Joke of the Day

"What did the doctor say to the rude patient who was reluctant to get stitches from him? ""Fine, suture yourself."""

"Life is like a penis Soft and free flowing. It's the women that make it hard."

"The ""impossible"" EM Drive works, space travel just became more viable. Yet Half Life 3 still unconfirmed."

"I sent off half a score of jokes into a competition to increase my chances to win.. Unfortunately no pun in ten did."

"Chuck Norris is so strong, he can role a bowling ball up stairs...........without touching it."

"A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. ""Ha ha!"" says the nun, removing her costume. ""I'm the bus driver!"""

"I wrote in my diary and went through it with a bright yellow marker. It was the hi lite of my day."

"birds & bees a boy asks his mom ""mom, where do babies come from?"" the mom pauses and then says "" the stork"" then the boy says ""ah, who fucks the stork?"""

"My Jewish girlfriend left me for a black man. Nigga stole my kike."

"[NSFW?]What do you call 100 Jews on a train? Anything you want because they're not coming back."