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Joke of the Day

"to do list I made a huge TO DO list for this weekend. I just can't figure out who's going to do it"

"So the Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop And he says ""Can you make me one with everything"""

"Apparently, Donald Trump is currently being treated for Electile dysfunction and premature congratulations. Isn't it Hillaryous!"

"What do you call a black guy on the moon? An astronaut, you racist."

"Two parrots were sitting on a perch One says to the other, ""Something smells a bit fishy!"""

"Ha ha! Clinton-Dix"

"Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!"

"Actions speak louder than Facebook posts..."

"What will be on the Denny's Menu when ISIS takes over? The Grand I-slam"

"Is it me or.. Is it me or does this place smell like up dog? ""What's up dog?"" Oh nothing much what's up with you?"