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Joke of the Day
"What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot? let me be your *soil*mate"
Next Joke
"Have you seen bofa lately? Bofa deez nutz"
"Sorry I misunderstood BYOB, what should I do with this buffalo?"
"What does an Asian person say when asked, ""does the carpet match the drapes?"" I don't have a carpet; I have an Oriental rug."
"What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts? Your ghostliness."
"[starbucks] One tall iced latte please ""Ok, can I have a name?"" Well ok but it really should come from your parents"
"Why do black people have nightmares? One had a dream and died"
"They say we are created in Gods image. So does that mean he smells the toilet paper after wiping too?"
"If you have to ask if something is racist, it's probably racist. If you insist something you've said is not racist, it's probably racist."
"No mom I won't go to ""night school,"" I already get what night is, it's that bullshit thing where the sun turns into the moon for a few hours"