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Joke of the Day
"Just got a new set of golf clubs for my wife. Best trade I've ever made"
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"Do you like apples? How bout I fuck you in the ass, how'd you like them apples!"
"What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost? Spook when you're spooken to."
"I've just found out I can have sex at 65 I live at number 59 so it's only a short walk!"
"My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex. ....my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia."
"What di you call a snowman in may? A puddle!"
"Two Irish guys walk out of a bar."
"What do you do when a horse breaks down? Call triple neighhh!"
"Me: I have bad news about Bob. Friend: Bob from work or Bob that always fakes his own death? Me: *Drops shovel* Ut oh..."
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. But, I still can't figure out how they got in there."