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Joke of the Day

"What do you do when a horse breaks down? Call triple neighhh!"

"What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !"

"So after how many speeding tickets am I qualified to be an honorary race car driver?"

"Why did the sperm cross the road? I put on the wrong sock this morning."

"The problem with kissing a perfect 10 Is how cold the mirror feels on your lips."

"Fellas, If her pelvis doesn't touch yours when you embrace, she doesn't find you attractive."

"If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died what would they put on his coffin? A lid."

"Have you read the autobiography of the guy with two functioning penises? I don't know, I thought he came across as two cocky."

"""Wanna play the Rape Game?"" ""No"" ""That's the spirit"""

"First original joke! Why did the rapper visit the urologist? Because his flows were so sick."