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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if flies ever think, ""I bet I could get this guy to slap himself in the face."" Because they'd be right."

"Kid: Just bought a chicken, a bar, a door with no doorbell and a doctors surgery Man: Where did you buy all that junk? Kid: At the Joke shop."

"I think airlines should let you exit the plane on the inflatable slide on your birthday."

"My girlfriend wants to replace the beige outlets in my house with white ones. And then she gets mad when I tell her to stop promoting white power."

"Why don't people tell Jim Jones jokes? The punchline is too long."

"Working on my resume. How do I spin ""total mess"" into a marketable skill?"

"Fish Cakes A guy walks into a bar with a Salmon under his arm and says, ""Do you sell fish cakes here?"" Bartender: No we don't. Guy: That's a shame... it's his birthday."

"A man crashed his car A man crashed his expensive car into a tree... He finally found out how the Mercedes bends"

"Q: Why did the computer squeak? A: Someone stepped on the mouse."

"What's the squeakiest ride at the fair? The haunted mouse"