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Joke of the Day
"I think about dance the same way I think about underwear. I like lots of ballroom"
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"The letter R is just the letter P showing off some leg."
"What do you call a happy prosecutor? Smiles Edgeworth"
"They say innocence is always found in the children. This has only made it more difficult for me to understand why so many pedophiles are found guilty."
"So I walked into an apple phone store... And I farted, the people working there got mad at me and I said,""it's not my fault you don't have any windows"""
"Subway really has helped Jared transform himself Ever since he starting eating it he's been able to get into smaller and smaller pants."
"I'm gonna strap a snowblower on my roof and start driving south. When someone asks me what it is, that's where I'm gonna live."
"If a tattoo artist... If a tattoo artist does an absolutely perfect tattoo on only one butt cheek, is that still considered a half-ass job?"
"What's the bro-iest airport in the US? LAX"
"Using a butter knife on steak... it just doesn't cut it."