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Joke of the Day

"Jokes . . . . I need some jokes to crack my ultra resistant friends, Please Help! P.S I don't care whether they are rude or not."

"The absolute value of 0 is no laughing matter lol"

"Yes, I love them, Friend: You have sweet shop, don't you feel like eating? Him: Yes, I love them, but dad put all sweet counted, so I taste them and put them back..!!"

"50 shades of grey = my Liver"

"*opens cartomn of eggs revealimg twelve rocks wher the eggs normaly go* guys shh ill get u past security this way, jus keep actimg like eggs"

"Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat."

"The 11th commandment was, ""Talk shit, get hit"" but God totally didn't have enough room on those stone things, so, like, yeah."

"Where does a Muslim learn to swim? Inshallah water."

"U.S healthcare Bam"

"Somebody in here smells really good. I will hunt you down. I will sniff you."