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"Why are there so few black hockey players? Because there was no cotton in Canada."
"I'm writing code, not making diamonds. Continuing to apply more and more pressure will not produce a better outcome."
"My superpower is turning ""never again"" to ""ok, one more time"""
"Me: he's cute, how old is he? Guy: 25 months Me: first kid? Guy: yeah, how'd you know? Me: because you didn't say ""he's 2"""
"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar... ...and the bartender says, ""Why the long face?"""
"A neutron walks into a bar... and asks the bartender: ""How much does a glass of beer cost?"" The bartender replies: ""For you, no charge""."
"Let us not forget what today is The day will smith saved us from Aliens"
"2 Mexicans and a white man are in a car, who's driving? The police officer"
"""The Godfather"" teaches us that: 1. Nothing is more important than family and 2. Our families are always trying to kill us."