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Joke of the Day
"Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Axel ! Axel who ? Axel grease !"
"What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease? Let's name our sandwich shop after it"
"I had a sudden, albeit extremely belated, realization about Jared from Subway His career ended the way it began: trying to get into smaller pants."
"Studying abroad: Spending months in another country. Studying a broad: Spending months Facebook stalking Ashley."
"some penguins also can't fly because of their previous statements on Hamas and Afghanistan"
"I just passed my drug test. My dealer has some explaining to do."
"Jimmy Savile was once captured by the Scooby-Doo gang He would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for meddlin' those kids!"
"This sushi restaurant has the worst service. ""Ma'am this is an aquarium"""
"Tacky on you, that outfit is! Tacky on who? [Tachyon!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tachyon) Who's there? Knock, knock!"