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Joke of the Day

"Do you know the difference between 5 minutes of blowjob and 5 minutes of sodomy ? Do you have 10 minutes ?"

"I got a new vacuum that sucks so much, it was directed by M. Night Shamalayan"

"How do you know your sister is having her period? (Sick danish humor) NSFW When your fathers dick taste like blood."

"Some bloke just told me he was gonna smack me with the neck of his guitar.... I said, is that a fret?"

"I swallowed a piece of Lego the other day I was shitting bricks."

"I'm using an old Indian trick in order to wake myself up early: Eating several large curries right before bed."

"FIFA just got caught taking bribes for the 2010 World Cup. What a kick in the balls."

"Q. Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible? A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments; at once."

"""Do not touch"" must be one of the scariest things to read in braille."

"Wanna know what 80 year old pussy tastes like? DependsTM"