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Joke of the Day
"My grandma once told me... that she is a virgin"
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"I lay on the grass looking up at the clouds. 'That woolly one looks like a fist' I say, as Jack punches me again."
"Damn Girl, did you just get in a water balloon fight or are you happy to see me?"
"Why does the mushroom get invited to all the parties? Because he's a fungi."
"I put the 'c**k' in 'puts c**k in anything'."
"New gym is great. Free robe service. They shaved the top of my head? Gardening, masonry. Chanting. Swore an oath and live at the gym now."
"What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep? Banned from the petting zoo."
"What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie? Coincidence on 34th Street"
"An apple didn't fall on Isaac Newton's head. He missed the gravity of the situation."
"Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg in a car accident? He's alright, though."