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Joke of the Day

"If Jesus had been discovered to have no risen, what would this be called? Resurectile dysfunction."

"Did you know that Boy George's pet reptile bit 7 people today?! I think he needs a calmer chameleon"

"When I lost my virginity, it was great....... When I finally saw a vagina in real life, it was like meeting a celebrity. I was like ""Oh my god! I've seen all your movies!"""

"I have a special place in my heart. For blood and vessels and stuff."

"What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth? A Concussion."

"Time for a , ""How many ___ does it take to screw in lightbulb?"", thread! Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"

"How does a German tie his shoes? In little Nazis"

"if i'm bleeding out in an alley & you approach me w/an app that would save me, but i'd have to login using facebook, i'd be fine w/just dyin"

"When asian people go on a merry go round... do they become disoriented?"

"I farted loudly in an Apple store and everyone got really pissed off at me. But its not my fault they don't have windows."