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Joke of the Day
"An infinite number of Sean Murray walks into to a bar and gets a refund."
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"Welcome to woodworking club, please make a seat."
"I am having an out of money experience."
"Somebody asked if I wanted some salt. I was like ""Naaaaa"""
"What did the surfer say to David Carradine? Hang tight"
"The 21st century: Deleting history is often more important than making it.."
"ME: need help? GIRL (having car trouble): could u give me a jump ME: *inflating the bounce house I keep in my trunk* I thought u'd never ask"
"The longer a Facebook photo of someone's kid goes unliked, the stronger I become."
"What's black and white and red all over? A nun falling down the stairs."
"What's the difference between a mosque and a school? I don't know, I just fly the drones."