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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calender? They each got 6 months."
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"I don't need a certain number of friends, just a number of friends I can be certain of."
"What did the Wife-DNA say to the Husband-DNA? Do these genes make me look fat?"
"My computer is quick to point out when I eject a disk improperly, but never notices when I've ejected a disk beautifully."
"What is the worst thing about Ancient History Class? The teachers tend to Babylon"
"I bet Vanna White hates the day after Labor Day?"
"I don't understand why people get embarrassed buying condoms. It's much more awkward trying to return them. ""She didn't like me."""
"Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard? A barber."
"What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass? A mechanic!"
"What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college? Bison."