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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst thing about being an atheist? You have no one to call to when you're having an orgasm."

"Has anyone even thought to look in San Diego for Carmen Sandiego? Think about it, it's a little *too* obvious. Which means it's perfect."

"How do you make a cat bark? Wrap it around a tree"

"a Mexican, a German, a Muslim and a Chinese walked into a bar... can anyone finish this joke for me? went out with a group of friends, and this literally happened."

"I once made a belt out of herbs. It wasn't very useful and just ended up being a waist of thyme."

"Richard Dawkins's next book should be called... ""Religion: Controlling the Masses for Fun and Prophet"""

"What happened to the engineer who miss labeled all the floor numbers He was wrong on so many levels."

"What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots !"

"Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with three guys? She came back with a red snapper."

"Why was the table pissed at Jesus? Because he looked a little cross."