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Joke of the Day
"What's a crossfit bro's favorite Italian dish? Testosteroni."
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"Why do mermaids wear seashell bras? Because ""B"" shells are to small and ""D"" shells are too big."
"My friend tried to light a cop car on fire. He threw 99 Bananas..."
"What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk? A centipede with a wooden leg! *^^Joke ^^I ^^found ^^in ^^the ^^Tokyo ^^Ghoul ^^tag ^^on ^^Tumblr, ^^my ^^brother ^^loves ^^this ^^one!*"
"What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt? Usain Bolt can actually finish a race."
"Girl's status* ""Bored"" 86 likes 27 comments *My status* ""Just got accepted into Harvard! 0 likes 1 comment from Mom: ""nerd"""
"Microsoft has realized that all their products get better PR by naming it after Halo mythology. I'm expecting the next Windows version to be Windows 117."
"I like my wine how I like my women 15 years old and locked in a basement"
"I saw a movie trailer about 30 trapped chillean miners... Apparently Jared from subway had a stash... (I'm so sorry about this, I just thought of it and needed to get it out)"
"My father always said to me ""son it's always best to fight fire with fire""... and that is probably why he was kicked out of the fire service"