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Joke of the Day
"If athletes get athletes foot. What do astronauts get? missile toe"
Next Joke
"Hmmm... Should I be a TA or a ""Lady of the night""? ""If you wanted people to fuck you for money you could just continue being a TA. I get told I'm fucking people's lives all the time."""
"dont google horses wearing jeans unless you have a good 12hrs to spare"
"There is no way to differentiate between the screams you hear from mass murder, passengers on a plane going down and 5 Tweens seeing a bug"
"I've slowly replaced sex with food... and now I can't even get into my own pants."
"what kind of cookies do atoms eat? Fig neutrons"
"Babe are you a new software update? Because not now."
"My dad put snowballs in the blender I miss snowballs he was a great cat"
"F.E.M.A. Fuck EverybodyMostly Africans. ~Eddie Griffin"
"What's a dogs favorite part of a tree? Stick? BARK!"