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Joke of the Day

"I read in an American newspaper last night ""15 die in twister""... ...I don't think you're playing it right."

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer I am not sure what they were laced with but I have been tripping all day"

"How do you make your girlfriend cry while you're having sex? Call and let her know."

"Do you want to hear a joke about potassium? K."

"What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? dam"

"Imagine a drunk porcupine trying to sneak into bed without waking his porcupine wife but his porcupine wife put balloons everywhere."

"I have no respect for mules. Everything they do is half-assed."

"If my dog barks at you we can't be friends, also, I hate you too."

"What do you call a ceramicist with a beard? A Harry Potter"

"At a KKK chapterhouse I'd like to join the Klan. Ok, to do that you must kill six niggers and a cat. What? Why the cat? Welcome to the Klan!"