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Joke of the Day

"What did Sweet Potato Yahweh say? I yam that I yam."

"Having the option to erase and re-record after having to leave a voicemail is one of my favorite things about life."

"What's cooler than being cool? Financial Stability *shoutout to /r/personalfinance*"

"License and registration please. ""Bears."" Excuse me? ""Beaaaaars."" Are you drunk sir? ""BEAAAARS!"" Stop saying bea- *cop is mauled by bears*"

"I've been playing poker on Facebook. So far I've poked 113 women, but not a one of them have poked me back."

"A recent study has shown you should NOT vaccinate kittens It increases their risk of awww-tism"

"what did the mod say when he used the bathroom? ""log out"""

"What do you have when there's balls on your chest? Chestnuts What do you have when there's balls on your chin? A dick in your mouth."

"[Mr. Robot] I may be late... ...and, for sure, Edward Alderson is late, but Christian's later"

"What's Glenn's favorite fast food? Popeyes!"