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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if they sell tumbleweeds on eBay, as it would be cool to have a few following me around the office wherever I go"

"Never date a tennis player Love means nothing to them"

"Knock knock Who's there? Obesity. Obesity who? Obesity is not a joke it's a wake-up call."

"Even though I don't smoke cigarettes, I exclusively date women who do... I figure if they're willing to suck on something that nasty, they'll suck just about anything."

"What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet? William Shatner"

"who is Godzilla's least favorite relative? his MOTHRA-IN-LAW"

"If you are from Spain... You are caught between a rock and a Bard place. Edit: Rock= Gibraltar Bard place = England (Shakespeare=bard)"

"[OC] Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids? Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent."

"I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey... But then I turned myself around."

"Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century."