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Joke of the Day

"A relationship without trust is like a phone without service. And what do you do with a phone without service? You play games."

"Karma is only a bitch, if you are."

"Q: What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry? A: If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!"

"In the Men's Room, I hate pooping next to others... funny because i enjoy being amongst my peers."

"Why did the condom fly away? It got pissed off."

"What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade? They were my friends. :("

"The main difference between men and women.... .... is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used."

"Momma always told me that women are like chocolates... The ones with the cherries are better."

"What did Eric say to his classmates on the last day of school? ""Do you believe in God?"""

"What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines"