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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Rastafarian Irishman? Eamon"
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"Rene Descartes walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Can I get you a drink?"" Descartes starts to say, ""I think not--"" but he disappears. I AM SO FUNNY, RIGHT GUISE?"
"What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting? He got fired."
"I like when players of opposite teams hug after the game as if to say, ""We're all so very, very rich."""
"I wasn't dancing. I was trying to connect to the wifi."
"How do you pick up older Spanish women? Hola Seniority"
"Why did the skeleton cross the road? He had a bone to pick with his neighbour."
"It must get awkward when someone by accident makes one of those ""I let him get away with murder"" jokes around O.J Simpson."
"No! for the last time stop asking if i am drunk. I am not drunk! Who would name their kid drunk?"
"Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? Right where you left it"