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Joke of the Day
"I got a girlfriend."
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"I hate jokes about domestic violence They're too close to home"
"What's the difference between a dead dog and a black guy on the road Dead dog has skidd marks on it"
"A guy walked into a gay bar backwards. Ouch."
"You know what they called vegetarians 300 years ago.... Poor People..."
"""Sexting"" is the sending of sexually explicit text and picture messages. It is not, apparently, an appropriate way to submit a resume."
"I'll bet Johnny Depp is somewhere supercool right now, wearing 7 scarves."
"If there isn't an open bar at my funeral then count me out, I'm not going!"
"I like my weekdays like Marx likes his societies. Classless."
"Being single is like a vacuum cleaner: its sucks when you're turned on"