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Joke of the Day

"Doctor: Any cancer in the family? Me: My mom is a Sagittarius, but I'll have to check on everyone else. Doc: ..."

"If two vegans fight is it still considered beef? Sorry for the unoriginal joke, have an invisible flying potato."

"TIL that the radiation of the sun has caused the American Flag on the moon to be completely white So now it looks like France visited first"

"What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull!"

"Two Deer walk out of a gay bar... One Deer turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there"""

"What did the snowman eat for breakfast? Frosted snow flakes. My 4.5 y/o son came up with this joke, but his punch line was ""snow flakes"". I added the ""frosted"". Teamwork."

"[4 strangers are smearing their bodily fluids on each other] [one turns to camera] ""There has to be a better way."" VOICEOVER: ""Hot tubs."""

"You can build a thousand bridges. You suck one dick and you're known as a cocksucker."

"[breaking up with girlfriend via the jumbotron] ""Hey, check out the scoreboard while I grab a hot dog."""

"How many drinks do I buy a girl if I want her to come home with me and clean up my room?"