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Joke of the Day

"there's a pile of shoes by the door and you're looking for the pair that will be the quietest for when you leave"

"What is it called when brown envelopes aren't delivered as quickly as white ones? White Mail Privilege"

"Did you know the anthem of the USA is about a Mexican immigrant? The first line is even about how he got in illegally at night: ""Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light..."""

"Can I fax something to you? 'Could you fax over a copy?' 'No, I can't fax because of where I live' 'Where do you live?' 'The 21st century'"

"What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue? (OC) Brats!"

"I speak 4 languages: English, Profanity, Sarcasm, and Real shit."

"Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road? To **GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!**"

"Tell me a sick joke Whatever type of 'sick' humor - gross, racist, etc. All is fair on this thread."

"In order to write a good essay about trees.. ..you'll need to write a good photosynThesis."

"Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms."