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Joke of the Day

"""I love you. I love you. Pay attention to me. I love you. Ok I'm fed now. I HATE YOU DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME!"" - Cats"

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"I wouldn't say I was going bald, but.... When I asked my barber to cut my hair, he replied, ""which one?"""
"Why did the Boxer Rebellion fail? They had no Qin"
"What do you call a flatulent teacher? A tutor"
"If the camera adds ten pounds.. Do African kids even exist?"
"Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant."
"What is yellow and can't swim? A bus full of children."
"Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?"
"Its Valentines Day...If u r married go & kiss your wife or husband , if u have a gfbf ..do the same ..n if u r single ,,,,kiss the ground and thank GOD !! =)). HAPPY VALENTINES DAY"
"[Stares deeply into date's eyes before going to the bathroom] ""I've counted these fries."""
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