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Joke of the Day
"Trampolines used to be called jumpolines Until your mom jumped on one back in 1972."
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"""Hey son, we really love you but we posted a picture of you on Instagram and nobody liked it which is why we're giving you up for adoption."""
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"Knock, knock... .. Who's there? Buster Buster who? Buster cherry, where's ya daughter?"
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