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Joke of the Day
"Pizza Rolls are just Hot Pockets for midgets"
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"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No i-dear What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no i-dear"
"Your momma so fat... Her aides close lanes on the George Washington Bridge"
"I used to give my co-workers nicknames based on their most dominant features, like 'Eats Her Feelings Julie' and 'Loves Abortions Brenda'."
"""Honey, wouldn't you like to go back to the 60s?"" ""Of course not! I like today's technology too much."" ""But honey I'm talking about kilos you fat cow"""
"What kind of jokes does a mute clown tell? Dumb ones!"
"What do a crematorium and an auditorium have in common? It's apparently frowned upon to jerk off in either."
"when the news anchor says ""if you know anything about the crime please contact police"" dont call the police and re-tell the news story"
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Nevermind, it's too cheesy."
"The Amish girl was excommunicated... ...too Mennonite."