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Joke of the Day

"???: Knock knock. James: Who's there? ???: You know. James: You know who? Voldemort: Correct. James Potter: James Potter: Fuck."

"No more gay jokes. Cum on guys."

"A horse bolted and ran into Liverpool FC's training ground. The horse charged wildly at the team as they were in the middle of training. None of the players were hurt, but it clipped Klopp."

"Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan."

"What is every young lady`s ultimate Disney fantasy? To sit on Pinnochio`s face and hope he tells lies."

"[ORIGINAL] What's a priest's favorite cheese? Swiss. It's holey."

"I'm not that great at hide and seek... I look in the mirror and I lose everytime."

"Did you hear about the guy would couldn't open the gherkin jar? He was in quite a pickle."

"Kalimba - Tocando Fondo bacan la cancion"

"How do crabs get out of hospitals? On crotches."